musclemartini:

teddythemonster:

postracialcomments:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.

true


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alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading

(Source: vodkaand-cigarettes)



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bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

image


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copperulysses:

Guardians 2 looks great.

(Source: poehler)


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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000


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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*


Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
— (via plantias)

(Source: lushpussyhighheels)


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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


Favorite People ► Kit Harington


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peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none


shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)


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cinemove:

The Seven Year Itch (1955) dir. Billy Wilder

Sixty years ago today, Marilyn Monroe mesmerized a crowd of lucky onlookers while her white dress blew suggestively above her knees—and sometimes over her head. It was 1954, and the director Billy Wilder was filming a scene of the film The Seven Year Itch on Lexington Avenue between 52nd and 53rd Street in New York City. In the script, Marilyn Monroe and co-star Tom Ewell exit a movie theater and a breeze from the subway passing below lifts Marilyn’s skirt. Instead of rushing to cover her legs, as any decent woman of that era would have, Marilyn exclaims, “Isn’t it delicious?” (x)


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dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1


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picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where

picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where

(Source: saddestsad)


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